Howie’s Hot Five 29 January 2010

5. Lolly water beers anyone?…yes please – coz they are hip and happ’n…

You run, you jump…and you don’t want a beer gut…

We say this is the summer of:  Pure Blond Beer!!…low carb…low sugar… wow…and warning the following features a fat aussie trucker and gorgeous scandanavian blondes…


Oh ok while we’re on it …here is the king of beer ads…’its  natural’…

4.  Righto! so you’re drinking low carb beer – then why not go all ‘kundalini’ on our asses by hitting

Combination Yoga: So you do an hour and a half of sweaty yoga…sit cross legged on your sweaty yoga mat and they serve you dinner…Welcome to combination yoga….

“It’s a little weird to sit on a sweaty yoga mat and eat soup,” said one woman, not pausing as she spooned up a smooth, cinnamon-spiked butternut squash purée from a bamboo bowl. “But people are used to doing some weird things in yoga class.”


Click here for :  When Chocolate and Chakras Collide

3. Question:  So you get in from Yoga…you’re not hot and sweaty enough but you’re like worried about the planet…?


Answer: Ecogasms… or recycle your old, worn out ‘self-love’ device and get it replaced with a new one, discounted price and save the um, ah, land fill…

Curious?

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/rabbit-amnesty/


2. Most read article in The New York Times this week…is just so useful to Kiwis…

Click here for…

The 3 Facebook Settings Every User Should Check Now

you will be astounded at how open you facebook setting are…and if you are a facebook ‘freak’ please read on, get the hint and …move on…just move on…

1. How to suck at Facebook… four major ways…
Click here for the source site…  The Oatmeal

And here a precise…of pain-in-the-ass Facebookers…if you recognise yourself….then shame on you….

  1. There’s the pain in ass Gamer; Would you give me an animal for my Farmville- hey I’ve just gifted you a duck for Farmville and invites to fooking Farmville that NEVER stop.
  2. The Quiz Taker: what kind of rancid meat cut are you etc etc…
  3. The Desperate Marketer; basically spam all your friends and yeah of course we’ll do business with you…
  4. The guerrilla photo tagger; snaps worst photo of you EVER…and tags it online where it will stay until there’s a nuclear meltdown…
  5. The Rash; that person who stalks you on facebook and comments on erything you do….yukkie. Buy then again those who report each time they have a cup of green tea deserve all the stalkers they attract…
  6. The Bore; hey everybody I just took a dump and its shaped like a mountain lion…

and finally an article to scare you away from facebook forever…

UK MAIL Facebook Article



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